Archive for ◊ March, 2010 ◊

Author: admin
• Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Hello mustache boosters!

Just 24 days ago, our mustache growers were clean-shaven.  Their faces were like the snow-blank landscape of winter: dormant, featureless, lacking any notable life.  And now, and NOW, dear friends, a warm and encouraging mustache-spring has most certainly arrived.  Prepare to nod your heads in agreement as you marvel at the elegant, captivating staches on our growers page.

Mustaches THIS good-looking can only mean one thing… our ‘A-Thon is nearing it’s end!  Only two weeks of “Follicle Fever” remain until our growers will (hopefully not) shave and return to their facial habits of preference.

If you haven’t yet, please donate!  Remember, the Mustache-A-Thon supports 826michigan’s valuable two-fold mission of improving young people’s academic performance AND inspiring them to new heights of creativity and personhood.

Author: admin
• Friday, March 26th, 2010

Greetings lip-hair lovers!

This week, we’re continuing our interview series with Mustache Grower Extraordinaire of M-A-Ts past, Josh Cohen.  Read on for some not-to-be-missed fundraising tips!

SW: Hi there, Josh, and welcome!  Why don’t we start off with introductions.  We are, of course, Stache World.  You are…

JC: I am Josh Cohen… father, ecologist, and mustache philanthropist.

SW: Delightful!  Here at Stache World we find all forms of philanthropy not related to mustaches dreadfully boring.  And you, sir, are quite the mustache philanthropist, holding the current record for most lucrative stache grower of all time!  Well, besides John D. Rockefeller, but he died before Mustache-A-Thon was born.  How did you earn your distinction?

JC: I launched a multi-media, multi-generational campaign fueled by obnoxious, shameless persistence.

SW: Sounds like a presidential election, but with a mustache.  How exciting!  Pretend that you’re not talking to Stache World and that we have NO IDEA about the Mustache-A-Thon.  How would you get us interested?

JC: How can you not be interested in 826michigan? Youth literacy, mustaches, and robots together at last! Honestly, it was easy raising funds for 826: they have so many great free programs and dedicated volunteers helping kids every day.

SW: Yes.  They are much more successful than our cousin Harold’s non-profit, which has many dedicated kids helping robots with great free mustaches.  What was your favorite fundraising tactic?

JC: I was part of the West Side ‘Stache farmers, a mustache intelligentsia dedicated to mustache growth and consciousness. Inspired by our mustaches, we delved into creative endeavors to further mustache awareness, including a collection of mustache haikus and a thought-provoking film on mustaches.

SW: We hope there are some current growers reading!  It sure would be great to see more mustache-themed creative endeavors in the near future.  Just one last question: if you could choose one mustachioed historical figure to be your best friend, who would it be?

JC: Tough question, Burt Reynolds and Sam Elliot come to mind but I have to go with Salvador Dali.

SW:  Surreal.  Well, Josh, it’s been a delight!  Thanks so much for your time.


That’s it for this week!  Stay tuned for Monday’s update to our grower profiles!

-SW

Author: admin
• Friday, March 19th, 2010

Greetings Stache Fans!

As we draw ever nearer the 15 day milestone, our growers are finding themselves with more and more hair on their lips.

“Oh my,” some fret, “what ever will I do with all this EXTRA hair?”

Great news!  I asked my old friend, Mario, to give you some suggestions:

Author: admin
• Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

Here at Stache World, we’ve always found the term “stache farmer” quite delightful.  It has a certain productive connotation that we can dig.

Never have our heroic Mustache-A-Thoners been more akin to farmers than NOW, the “dirt stache” phase.  Of course, you are probably here because there’s a certain grower who directed you to us to make a donation.  Kudos!  Please, go about your business.  But when you’re done, we Highly Recommend that you take a look at our “farmers” page to see ALL the awkward, adolescent mustaches.

This week’s Mustache-A-Thon meeting, by the way, was an unparalleled delight.  People willing to sacrifice their upper lips for charity tend to be very witty and charming.  Go figure.

Also, former 826michigan Volunteer of the Month and Board Member Don Woods was ALMOST ARRESTED by former 826michigan Interim Executive Director and Board Member Angela Kujava, but luckily he presented his philanthropic mustache growing license (yes, they exist – ask a farmer) in the nick of time!

Author: admin
• Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Greetings Stache Fans!

The super-nice folks at Heritage Newspapers put up some videos for us:

Meet the Growers

Using a Mustache to Raise Money

Author: admin
• Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

My friends, the 2010 826michigan Mustache-A-Thon has officially begun!

Our opening hair-a-monies were a smashing success.  After spending many hours scrubbing each follicle to the point of shining-with-glee, our growers met at the Arbor Brewing Company at 8:26 to present their upper lips for weigh-in.  Before long, the room was absolutely packed with eager, clean-shaven faces.

Ann Arbor is clearly home to diverse and multitudinous mustache enthusiasts.

The group settled in with their (free) beer and good cheer and got to know their comrades-in-mustache.  Waxen mustaches were distributed to those growers interested in prosthesis.  They tasted like grapes.

Before too long, 826michigan’s Executive Director, Amanda Uhle, addressed the gathered growers with encouragement and fundraising tips.  A torch was passed from one generation of compassionate Mustache-A-Thoner to the next.

The crowd was mesmerized.

Please visit our Growers page to take a look at this year’s M-A-T participants!  If you think a particular face has especial potential for an epic stache, feel free to donate.  Don’t forget, 100% of the funds raised go to support 826michigan’s broad range of creative writing and literacy programs for students between 6-18!

Author: admin
• Monday, March 01st, 2010

Amanda Uhle is the Executive Director of 826michigan and Official Contact Person for the Mustache-A-Thon. Since she’s kind of in charge, Stache World decided that she’d be an excellent first stop for our interview series! Reader, read on.

SW:  Hi there, Amanda.  Before we dive in to the Really Important questions, why don’t you tell us a little about yourself?

AU:  Let me start by saying that I’m happy to be your first interview. I’d love to tell you about myself, but since it’s March 1 today, my entire personal life this month has been converted to mustache-centric topics.  For instance, I have a baby daughter, and I just bought her some cute mustache clothes.  I’m also a big fan of Arbor Brewing Company’s Sacred Cow I.P.A. which I plan to order at next week’s Opening Hair-A-Monies.  And, just speaking in general terms, I love a man with a mustache!

SW:  You’re right that there is probably no better combination than mustaches, I.P.A.s, and babies dressed in novelty clothing.  If there were a commercial for Stache World, those things would definitely be in it.

Amanda, many of our readers have heard of Movember, and may be wondering if the Mustache-A-Thon is also a “prostate thing.”  What would you say to those people?

AU:  I would say that 826michigan’s Mustache-A-Thon is strictly an above-the-collarbone event.

SW:  Classy.  You know, here at Stache World, we find nothing classier than a good, old-fashioned, above-the-collarbone mustache.  Unfortunately, we’ve noticed a shocking trend away from facial hair in U.S. Presidents.  Out of sheer curiosity, do you think a mustache could improve Barack Obama’s image?

AU:  Actually, only Presidents Taft, Cleveland and T. Roosevelt had mustaches.  A few others had beards (notably Lincoln), but beards don’t count for our purposes.  Having not been alive during any mustachioed president’s term, I’ll have to defer to older, wiser friends on that one.

SW:  I’m certain they would say that yes, President Obama would look stunning and debonair in a mustache.  In fact, Amanda, YOU might look pretty debonair in a stache yourself.  If you had to choose one, would you go for a Fu Manchu or a Handlebar mustache?

AU:  Great question.  The Fu Manchu is slightly more attractive in my opinion, but there’s much to be said for the commitment of the handlebar stache’s long growing-out period.  Since the Mustache-A-Thon only lasts 5 weeks, I’d probably have to go with the more-achievable goal of the Fu Manchu, but I give major respect to anyone who can do a HB in five weeks or who maintains the stache after our little contest.

SW:  And who knows?  Five weeks is definitely long enough to catch stache fever.*

Last but not least, what advice do you have for someone looking to get involved in this year’s Mustache-A-Thon?

AU:  It’s easy!  Email me at amanda@826michigan.org.  Participating mustache growers should also plan to arrive at Arbor Brewing Company at 8:26 p.m. Monday, March 8 and for the five following Mondays. We’ll give you a free beer (or root beer!) and take a lovely photo of you; your friends and family will make copious and generous contributions; and your whiskers will do the rest!


Clearly, Amanda is a delight.  Stache growers, you can hang out with her EVERY Monday night during the Mustache-A-Thon and enjoy that sweet, free pint of beer.

‘Til next time!

-SW

*No, by “stache fever” we do not mean scabies.  That takes considerably less than 5 weeks to catch.

Author: admin
• Monday, March 01st, 2010

No big deal, but we’re kind of in the news.