Nicholas Bertsos has been a mustache enthusiast ever since he realized how mad it made his girlfriend. He has used this awesome superpower to annoy his significant others, ruin wedding and holiday photos, and not look fifteen for the last five years. Although he can connect all the best times in his life to having a mustache, there is a dark side to this: growing a mustache totally sucks. It’s awkward like the gross cocoon phase of turning into a beautiful butterfly.
But Nicholas knows that great things are made with sacrifice, and start over he shall. He will endure the “dirt stache” phase (which is particularly long for poor, poor Nicholas) until the beautiful Mothra that is his mustache erupts from it’s cocoon.
Also, Nicholas has taken to naming his yearly mustaches, much like meteorologists name hurricanes. Having slain Mustache Antonio in preparation for the Mustache-a-thon, he will proudly welcome Mustache Beatrice to her new, really handsome home.
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