Friends! I have had a strong cup of coffee, AND I have something very exciting to tell you about!
I’ll start with something that’s exciting, but be warned, something Even More Exciting is on its way, in the next paragraph! Join us this Friday night for Midnight Madness in the Liberty Street Robot Supply & Repair! We’ll have 20 percent off all of our student publications! We’ll have all of the fantastic merchandise you and your bot have come to expect! We’ll have holiday gifts galore at reasonable prices, AND all proceeds benefit the free student programming at 826michigan: It’s like a DOUBLE gift! We’ll have a Chocolate Drop courtesy of the Melting Pot, which apparently involves melted chocolate and stuff to dip into it!
AND! Every hour, on the hour, from 7pm to 11pm, we’ll have a BotChoir performing all of your favorite holiday standards in front of the store! (If you and your friends and family would like to be part of BotChoir—and why wouldn’t you??—email me!) That’s right friends, at long last: robot caroling! And I’ll tell you, there’s nothing better after a strong cup of coffee than doing a Find/Replace All with “angels” and “robots” in a Word document!
So please! Join us Friday night so you can heeeeeaaaaaarrrr the robot vooooooooices! O niiiiiiiiight diviiiiiiiiine…